Name’s Lizzie. Elizabeth… Betty, and what does the computer do? Put on You Can Call Me Al. I don’t know what’s wrong with it. I’m no data analyst, I’m a mechanic. But Al, if you’re accessing my logs, analyze this. I hate Betty. And I like metal. With the sensors gone and most other systems
I give up. I don’t even know what date it is. The ship’s computer brought me out of cryo yesterday and it’s acting completely out of whack. For starters, it can’t tell me the exact date. Its best guess is my suspended animation lasted 600 years. Its guess. It’s a fucking knowsoft. So much for
A clean slate. The blank page. I’m sitting here with a cup of coffee staring at it… It’s how all stories start, isn’t it? With coffee. And that’s what you will get here. Stories, misplaced references to coffee, a quest or three for everyone’s favorite board game, possibly a useful tip or two, and a