The way forward leads down. Below the old temple lies a vast system of caverns and that is where you must go—into the dark, if there is ever any hope of seeing the light again. The tunnels stretch beneath the forest and you are sure to encounter both elf and troll. Tread carefully, my friends.

Weary after several days of travel you find yourselves at the Happy Wheel tavern, where an old man serves you bowls of hot stew and a tale of woe. Many are the locals who have been kidnapped by cultists hiding in an old temple thought abandoned. It lies in the forest north of here—a forest

This adventure tidbit is great if you have no time to prep at all. Simply pull up an adventure you have already played, preferably one that went rather badly. One or multiple player(s) have been cursed, and on a stormy winter’s night they are woken up by the ghost of Yuletide past. Disconcerting to say
A dragon is terrorizing the kingdom, but the problem isn’t exactly what you’d expect. In fact, what one man would consider shit is another man’s treasure. This is especially true for one remote village, where a dragon is taking dumps from on up high. No one knows why, but it’s consistent and has transformed the
182 1 2139 > LINKID 111-13 Elizabeth Aran 182 1 2139 > ID linked. Initiate suspended animation protocol. Y/N? 182 1 2139 > Y 182 1 2140 > Protocol initiated. Pre-checks complete, all vitals nominal. Initiating…3…2…1…process complete. Good night. 183 1 0000 > … 184 1 0000 > … 185 1 0000 > … 186
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